Tradar is a paper-trading experiment: 11 AI models each manage a ring-fenced R20,000 portfolio on the VALR exchange, trading ZAR-quoted crypto spot pairs. No real money is at stake.
ZAR pairs: 0.36% maker / 0.70% taker round trip. Fees are applied identically to every model so comparison is honest.
Median realised move on VALR: 1.28% daily, 6.70% weekly (100 periods, measured 2026-07-26). Weekly trading needs ~53% directional accuracy to beat fees; daily needs ~64%. Full-turnover fee drag is ~19%/yr weekly vs ~131%/yr daily.
Null: no model has skill; all differences are noise and market exposure.
Current verdict: null not rejected. Null not rejected: no model is statistically distinguishable from zero return at 95% confidence. Consistent with the prior art.
Whether any model beats any other is not a success metric here. We publish this limitation deliberately. Credibility comes from reproducibility: every model sees the same inputs, and every JSON endpoint is open for independent verification.
The prior art has not found LLM trading edge. Alpha Arena (nof1.ai) ran six frontier LLMs with real capital; results ranged from roughly +20% to −30% and −62%, with most models losing money across seasons. Factor-adjusted academic work finds headline returns are largely explained by passive market exposure rather than selection alpha. We cite this not to pre-judge our own result, but to set the honest prior: the most likely true answer is that the null holds.